Let's Get you Sitting on a Chair

or, Please Stop Inconveniencing People

Why on earth does it matter whether or not I sit on a chair?

The only conclusion I can come to is that it makes everybody else feel more comfortable (well, everybody who's boring and boxed up in the norms of society...). 

Is it an Autism?

Today the lovely people at the dentists' surgery got treated to a visit from my Oortizum (see Harry Thompson's page recently for this to make more sense - there's been a theme about identity-first language and everyone is joking about trying to find an Autism that is lurking somewhere, somehow existing outside of a person. Anyway, I digress.).

I was trying to process a change to my expectation by flapping gently with my Tangle and rocking back and forth before I left the surgery so I could let my brain accommodate the new information and work out what to do next. The receptionist asked if I was OK to come back next week. I replied "yes" and continued regulating. A few minutes later this loop repeated itself (in retrospect, she probably meant "please leave now" and also you are being strange and making me and the other patients uncomfortable, but this is not what she said). A few minutes later she repeated yet again and my brain went bang. "I keep telling you yes! It's fine, it's fine, it's all OK" as bits of my Tangle went flying all over the waiting room.

I managed to find a corner to crouch in to gather myself and let my brain and body do their thing. The poor bewildered lady went for backup. I had forgotten to wear my lanyard - a lesson I could probably learn from, although I'm not sure how much it would have helped in this situation!

I do not want your chair!

Thenceforth the main thing the noisy, fast-talking, incessant-questioning (but also very well-meaning) dentist seemed concerned about during my meltdown was that I sit on a chair. What?!

He didn't get the point that this wouldn't help from a) my ignoring the suggestion b) my getting more distressed as his insistence became stronger c) my shouting "no" at him and getting even more distressed (if you know me you will know I am NOT a shouty person!). 

Only once I had later had time to calm down (They got me a drink and left me alone and made a plan and told me what would happen. And brought me my bits of Tangle. So really they were very lovely!) and was able to talk again and he once more asked me to sit on a chair, gesturing to one across the room, did I ask permission to stay where I was (on the floor in the corner by a chair). He said I could stay in the corner but could I sit on the chair. I finally managed to express "it doesn't help to sit on a chair" and he gave it up as a bad job and agreed I could stay where I was.

Neither member of staff was unfriendly, they just didn't know what was happening and didn't know what to do. They were feeling a little desperate as I wasn't responding (again, to people who know me this would be a positive sign that I am working on recovery). I could tell this because the dentist urged me that I would have to answer his questions about how to proceed or he would have to send me away into the cold which he didn't want to do. He was at a loss as to what to do with this perplexing and unpredictable individual.

Ah look, the people are behaving

So perhaps my sitting on a chair would have made them feel better. I would look normal to them and anyone else coming in and they would feel they had helped me because normality was restored in their waiting room.

But the thing is, I wouldn't have been OK, or not as quickly. Crouching and being in a small space help me to feel safe, and this makes my recovery quicker and my stress levels after the incident lower, reducing the risk of further overwhelm a little.

For these people the sign that I was OK was sitting on a chair, and the sooner it happened the better. But for me that would not have been better. It would not have meant that I was feeling better. It would have meant that I was sitting on a chair. Less regulated than I could have been. But behaving normally. Putting on "normal" behaviour doesn't magically make the normal behaviour helpful to me, and it doesn't change the way my brain works. 

So next time you feel tempted to ask someone to change their behaviour, just check whom you are trying to benefit - do I want them to feel better or do I want them to make me feel better? If they're harming themselves or someone else then absolutely they may need to change. But maybe what they're doing is just what they need to be doing and maybe I could be OK with that. Maybe if I'm OK with it it will help others feel more comfortable around "unusual" behaviour, which will mean more people can be more themselves in more places more of the time. And when people know they can be accepted rather than making people scared or uncomfortable, they might just have a better life.

I searched for unusual behaviour on Google images and this was the result 😂

Also a note:

Double empathy problem. He didn't know that I knew they were trying to help. He kept reassuring me of this later on so it was obviously bothering him (and even rang the GP to get them to check on me - a whole other hilarious story!). I had no animosity towards them but they did not know this: my behaviour, distress and shouting were due to my brain not being able to deal with everything that it was being asked to, and nothing to do with my thoughts or feelings towards the people involved. I think perhaps people look at a meltdown or shutdown and interpret it as an emotion, and an emotion that is felt towards them because they are there or they were involved in the escalation of distress.

I rarely feel an actual emotion in these states: what I am feeling is overwhelm. Brain exploding because more is being asked of it than it can provide in that moment. It doesn't even have space for an emotion or an opinion on things - all that is in there is "too much" or "help" or "I can't cope" if I had to try and translate it into something.

I kept thanking them and apologising. I didn't know whether they knew I wasn't upset with them but just couldn't compute the change quickly enough. I didn't know if they knew that I knew they wanted to help.

So my communication was not understood by the people with me, and at times I did not understand theirs. An interaction between people of the same neurotype would likely have resulted in less confusion, a quicker de-escalation and less concern afterwards. 

The beauty of a reasonable adjustment

Oh bless the beautiful little cotton socks of my GP surgery (and the invention of the SHOUT service that does not require verbal communication, and the people who have worked to help me accept my needs).

With the encouragement of the volunteer on the SHOUT line last night, I psyched myself up for one last phone call (feel I'm doing well on the resilience front here!), to my GP surgery, to explain my situation and ask for help.

I went in autism-focused, spiel written, and began with "I will read it out. Please don't interrupt until the end because I have autism and will get mixed up." She listened and waited until I had finished, before asking if she could continue. She said she would get a doctor to ring me back.

And here we reach the climax of the work I have achieved: instead of being a good patient (or just being overwhelmed and on autopilot) I responded that that would be a difficult problem!! And the beautiful woman uttered glorious words, the like of which have never previously been heard from the mouth of a GP receptionist (or something...): "would email be any better?"

Dear lady you, you, are the Queen. Nothing would be better than email. 

The problem of help

I'm struggling with the lack of support. One of the big pieces of work I took on during my admission was around help and care - accepting it, accepting that it's OK to need or want it, and eventually asking for it. Feeling as though I have to cope alone and should be able to is a big risk factor for me. Through months of hard work and training I got to the point where I could often keep myself safe by either using my own skills to manage or by recognising when it was too much to manage alone and using various means to obtain help in a constructive way. Some of these achievements only came during the last couple of weeks of my admission, and I (a marker of my progress!) asked more than one person what the point in having the help now was, when very shortly I wouldn't have any. I was encouraged to use all the help I could while it was available.

First let's be clear, I am not complaining about this advice. It allowed one very memorable time a week before my discharge, where I managed to text for help and was beautifully supported through my distress in a way that I wanted to pot and play in every training course for people working with people who have high levels of distress.

But I was also so scared for the future when I wouldn't have this available. There are people to support me now (and all of them have got me through very tough moments from near or far), but most of them can't be physically with me, and the ones who can haven't had much practice because I haven't let them into my distress before. My anxiety causes an increase in other people's anxiety, which isn't great for anybody!

Some of my flashcards to ask for support

I decided the best thing I could do was to pot the support as best I could. I wrote down exactly what this member of staff did and turned it into a stage by stage meltdown support plan in the hope that people around me are more likely to give the kind of support that helps, and more likely to be confident of their ability to help me. I also keep copies for myself, so I can coach myself through a meltdown. When distress comes, this has proved really useful, along with my memories of that and previous occasions. It's horrible, it feels lonely and helpless and hopeless but it has also allowed me to survive distress without using self-defeating behaviour. So I'm glad I followed the advice and asked for help while I had it.

But oh, the sadness and pain of once discovering you can have something - the care you have so desperately yearned for for such a long time, perfectly administered - only to have it snatched away right when you start letting yourself accept it.

I'm trying to use all the skills I've learnt to manage this sorrow. Welcome its visit and treat it kindly. It is here to tell you something. You long for care because you are human, not because you are greedy, an inconvenience, a problem, a difficulty. You have lost something so terribly fundamental and important to you. It is natural and correct to feel sadness and pain. The visit may be lengthy - the visitor will stay until your need is met in another way. Attend to it, listen to it, accept and care for it. Don't stop still and abandon your life, but show the visitor what else there is - there is also joy, peace, independence (you can manage on your own, and it can be OK - a mix of both is healthy and breeds support rather than dependence), and the excitement of newness and exploration. They aren't excluded by sadness, and neither do they exclude it. Loss and gain, loneliness and connection, can sit alongside each other bringing a deep richness to the experience of life.

"You did it"

So I did it. I completed half a term with no major work crises, no going home, no sick days. Cue congratulations and jubilation. "You're doing so well", "I'm so proud of you!"

The trouble with outwardly succeeding... functioning... completing something... is that it seems to blind others to the cost of the achievement. Once there is a visible outcome all people can see is this "winning against all the odds" . They want to buoy you up with the positivity, the "...but you did it!"s, the "well done"s and pass you on as inspiration for others who are struggling.

Positivity and celebration are valuable and important in general life, in recovery and in maintaining wellbeing, but the response above misses something vital. What was the cost of the success? Losing months worth of ground in recovery behaviour. Responding to children in unconstructive ways (what are all the potential knock-on effects of this?). Losing months worth of ground in the brain. Being absent from my home life and Mr Peggy who deserves so much more. Tipping the balance of believing in recovery back the other way. Reinforcing the belief of self and others that pushing through works. (When you use my achievement as "encouragement" for someone else struggling it may well do the opposite: make them feel useless and hopeless because they see no way to such achievements, invalidated and alone because you do not accept their current state, and worthless because the implication is that people are worth more when they achieve.)

IT DOESN'T. It is not worth it. I don't want to have to fight the recovery fight again now: I only just fought it.

Yes, I "did it" - I turned up every day and did my job more or less, but what have we really achieved? Reinforcement of every negative coping strategy that makes it even harder to crawl out of the hole that I tried so hard not to fall down again. So please don't congratulate me. Don't assume because it happened that I'm fine and better. Ask me how a long difficult term affected me. Tell me you're there no matter how many times I fall. Stay with me when I can't get up right now. Remind me that it doesn't have to be square one and that it's never too late or too early for change.

If you really want to support me ask instead of assuming, regardless of the outward appearance. But only if you're OK with whatever the answer is. When I tell you I'm sinking grab my hand just so I know you're there, and don't let go.

"I can see xxx is happening. Can you tell me about it?"
"X has happened that I thought would be difficult for you. How did it affect you?"
"I noticed xxx. What can I do to help?"

Then even if I don't have an answer at the time, or say I'm fine, follow up in a few days when I've had time to process. Even do this two or three times: it may well take that much for me to know you really mean it and for me to think it out and to feel safe enough to let you in.

It might look like winning, but I'm living the only way I know how to: winning might not always be the best. Everybody needs a helping hand and that's OK.