At the risk of becoming ranty, I'm turning to trusty Mr Blogger once more to solve all my life's problems. I mean, to help me process things that happen and deal with my emotions in a non-destructive way, of course!
I have a particular problem at the moment and I can't find a way to solve it. I've tried really hard to make it work and I've resiliently asked for help and expressed the problem multiple times, but to no avail. Hence I fear this is just going to turn into a rant.
I knew there would be difficulty in having all my post-discharge support remotely (in hospital, I had support to access remote appointments and to debrief after them and still had trouble managing), and I knew the adjustment from 24/7 care to 2 remote appointments a week would be challenging. I also knew that the phone and video calls were my only option, so I got on with it. I found things that helped: using my headphones so I can hear better and am not filtering out extra sound to hear the voice on the other end, buying extra data so I can take my support team for walks - it's easier to engage and process when I'm outside, and once I've used the movement to help me regulate at the beginning of the call I usually feel better able to sit somewhere and manage the rest of it. I take time out in my sensory cave when I'm feeling overwhelmed after a call. I am trying so hard to make it work.
All these things help, and mean that on a good day I can get benefit out of an appointment even though I come away exhausted and often realise shortly afterwards that I didn't say what I needed to say, or that I didn't process something properly and missed out some conversation that could have really helped both of us.
But on a bad day I can't communicate properly. I can't say things at all so the person doesn't even think I'm communicating (often they probably think that I'm managing with the remote conversations because I am engaging and talking about some useful stuff). They go away because they think it's a bad time to talk, and I'm left feeling even more alone, hopeless, trapped and useless because my one chance at getting some help has failed. I have to survive until the next opportunity. Which I still can't access properly because I'm still autistic.
I have a meltdown afterwards. The only way I can get help is by dialing another number. I don't know why I think this will help. Maybe I don't, but it's the instructions I've been given and it's my last shot at trying to help myself. I'm working on resilience. Keep on trying. Unsurprisingly I struggle with that phone call. Eventually they get some information out of me. They say they'll get my nurse who knows me better to ring me back. I can't tell them that I've only spoken to her 4 times anyway and another phone call is going to add to my distress and overload, not solve anything.
She rings back later and it's a disaster for both of us. She shouldn't have been put in that position, but it wasn't anyone's fault. I couldn't give them the information they needed. I'm the problem. Another meltdown. It's a good job I've lost all sense of public decorum or awareness of anything beyond my distress or I'd be very embarrassed by my behaviour.
I get home and stay safe the rest of the day, thankful for the presence of Mr Peggy. All the blankets, time to write an email apologising for my distress on the phone and trying to explain my problem (this email to send via my other nurse, because they're the only one I'm allowed to email). Comedy TV. They all help me keep calm until the night time. The odd half hour of sleep here or there. The anxiety builds before the second of my scheduled phone calls of the week, with the poor Peg from yesterday. I can hardly bring myself to answer it. It's my last attempt at engaging in this remote support - I'm going to have to go it alone after this. I know where that is likely to lead.
The phone call doesn't help. She can't fix anything (not her fault), I can't fix anything. She goes away, not wanting to overwhelm me with telephone conversations, but meaning I'm support-less for another 8 days. "Ring the office or the crisis team if you need any more support." Great plan.
I've tried all avenues, so I guess it's like it's always been: you have to cope alone and you should be able to. I spent seven months being told it's OK to be different and have different needs, and being helped to work things out, but none of that's true in the real world. Your needs are unreasonable. The 8 days may well be longer, because I'm not sure I can face the disappointment and distress of another phone call and its aftermath.
Sometimes lockdown is really 💩
And the OT, insurance people and car servicing people trying to ring of me may as well go stick their heads in an oven (although actually, often if you explain your difficulties they do accommodate and communicate by email...).